alexaloraetheris:

So, today my friend (not the deity one, the asshole one) told me to meet her on the main square under the Yanny sign. I thought she misspelled Yamamay or something until I passed this:

Take a wild guess where she appeared two minutes later. You meme loving fuck, I haven’t seen you for two weeks and you do this to me.

I need better friends.

lovable-darling:

buboplague:

This is how my year started.

Lucky moved to my friend’s town and I always wanted him to come back, and he did, in the end.

Originally posted by senjougahara-hitagi

teenagerposts:

Me in class taking a picture of the board that I know I will never look at again

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ichibankasuga:

exeggcute:

that’s good advice tbh. also why are bodybuilding forums full of the best threads, like those guys arguing over how many days are in a week

can’t leave out my personal favorite

thatonequeerkid:

stealthboy:

stealthboy:

i love everything about this screenshot. i love the comedic composition of it. the original message sent at 4:11 AM. the typos. the yeehaw. the lack of response from anyone else in the chat. White Castle

and then, in perfect grammar and syntax, one hour and 23 minutes later, the realization of the mistake. the regret. the folly of man

i showed aujah this and she’s informed me that the event that triggered the second text was her accidentally ringing up a customer for 275 cheese sticks and the guy was also too high to notice until he had almost swiped his card and stopped and said “wait.”

Dude the kicker of this post is that she’s an employee

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sid-gifaldi:

14 y/o me: making your ocs interact with canon characters is a cardinal sin and you deserve to die in shame if they so much look at each other

present day me: anyways this is me but with pink hair and I’m dating 22 characters across various franchises and aus because it makes me happy

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hebbez:

halffizzbin:

thegayest-of-lords:

radioactive-tempest:

omgimsuchadork:

frenchynilla:

ego-ann-16:

addranaintominecraft2k18:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

likeful:

epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

What

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

MOTOR OIL??????

I went to this guy’s blog once out of morbid curiosity and he still considered himself an innocent socially-inept and misunderstood victim whose earnest desire to help women was purposefully misconstrued by reactionary tumblr feminists. 

….which just REALLY makes me wonder if he ever pulled out the phrases “it’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant” and “it’s for your own good ladies” in real life because wow! 

fujoshi-receipts-2:

riverpersonhatesabuse:

fujoshi-receipts-2:

princesses-against-antis:

Honestly though if you’re on a side that has

• Harassed creators
• Fed needles to people
• Harassed random strangers proposal because of their cosplay
• Told a cancer survivor they should have died over a ship
• Told people they must have enjoyed being abused
• Said people must be lying about being abused
• Doxxed people and try to get them fired from work

I don’t think you’re on the right side

Honestly though if you’re on a side that has

• Harassed children
  
• Groomed minors
• Told a child that they’re “r/pe meat”, wrote a rape fic with their oc in it and harassed them
• Called quite a few people slurs
• Harassed a Korean man
• Writes pornography of REAL children
• Harassed a minor, compared them to Nazis
• Accused a trans poc of being a Nazi terf

I don’t think you’re on the right side

Also don’t forget how anti antis regularly platform cold takes on what CSA is from literal “NOMAPS” as if that isn’t the most moronic thing to do.

Important addition

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thelegendary-nico:

beatlemeat:

This. Peel away at my layers. Everything that makes me ME…and at the core, Looney Tunes is all you’ll find.

bdedee:

i’m not sure if anyones posted this yet but pls…if you haven’t watched sunny at least watch this scene